The life of a plum, Vintage Cartoon Fruit Satire T-shirt
Description
Step into the "Gold Standard of Fruit" with a design that proves life is just one long fermentation process. Part of our "I see talking produce... All the time" collection, this tee features a tipsy plum living its best (and most fermented) life while a judgmental banana and tomato look on with bureaucratic disdain. Inspired by 1930s rubber hose animation, this piece captures the signature Guilty Kick blend of vintage aesthetics and absurdist, ironical humor. Whether you’re turning into a prune or just can't hold your fermentation, this shirt is a minimalist masterpiece of institutional parody. It’s iconic, it’s satirical, and it’s probably judging you from the fruit bowl.
Product features - Ribbed knit collar with seam for shape retention - With side seams for structural support - Shoulder tape for stability - Unisex tee for adults - Light fabric with classic fit - 100% cotton - Great for accessorizing and all-season wear Care instructions - Do not dry-clean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Product Details
Product Features
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for long-lasting shape retention
- Side seams for added structure and durability
- Shoulder tape for enhanced stability and fit
- Unisex fit designed for adults
- Lightweight fabric with a classic fit
- Fabric blend (Heather colors): 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Perfect for layering, accessorizing, and year-round wear
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
- Do not dry clean