{"product_id":"shhh-i-eat-cereal-for-dinner-funny-graphic-t-shirt-guilty-kick-confessions-collection","title":"Shhh I Eat Cereal For Dinner Funny Graphic T-Shirt | Guilty Kick Confessions Collection","description":"\u003cp\u003eWho determined that adulting requires cooking a balanced meal at 7:00 PM when a bowl of sugary crunch and cold milk takes 30 seconds and solves all your life problems? Part of the Guilty Kick Confessions collection, the \"Shhh. I eat cereal for dinner.\" t-shirt is a badge of honor for late-night snackers, lazy cooks, exhausted workaholics, and college students everywhere. Featuring a minimalist zipped-mouth graphic framed by clean typewriter typography and vintage-inspired filigree, this tee captures the ultimate low-effort culinary milestone with dry humor and deadpan satire. Made from ultra-soft, lightweight ring-spun cotton, it’s built for maximum comfort whether you’re lounging on the couch, avoiding meal prep, or pouring yourself a second bowl at midnight. Own your adulting failures with style and let the world know that milk and cereal is a complete dinner menu.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct features - Ribbed knit collar with seam for shape retention - With side seams for structural support - Shoulder tape for stability - Unisex tee for adults - Light fabric with classic fit - 100% cotton - Great for accessorizing and all-season wear Care instructions - Do not dry-clean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Solid Black \/ XS","offer_id":51800137105637,"sku":"32269767218661012514","price":17.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Heavy Metal \/ XS","offer_id":51800137138405,"sku":"10147388283146853721","price":17.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Midnight Navy \/ XS","offer_id":51800137171173,"sku":"26169577171018034445","price":17.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Military Green \/ XS","offer_id":51800137203941,"sku":"27049906724727348649","price":17.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Royal \/ XS","offer_id":51800137236709,"sku":"18089169151325703388","price":17.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ S","offer_id":51800137269477,"sku":"63263991609840270226","price":17.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Cool Blue \/ S","offer_id":51800137302245,"sku":"14050990453680797042","price":17.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Dark Chocolate \/ S","offer_id":51800137335013,"sku":"54007297096930426924","price":17.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":51800137367781,"sku":"17421281179822711378","price":17.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Heavy Metal \/ S","offer_id":51800137400549,"sku":"73231996799866929260","price":17.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Indigo \/ S","offer_id":51800137433317,"sku":"19610060796108484189","price":17.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Maroon \/ S","offer_id":51800137466085,"sku":"10925673419027658136","price":17.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Midnight Navy \/ S","offer_id":51800137498853,"sku":"12760681227847635618","price":17.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Military Green \/ S","offer_id":51800137531621,"sku":"21790516105675508243","price":17.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Royal \/ S","offer_id":51800137564389,"sku":"26090414748803260081","price":17.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ M","offer_id":51800137597157,"sku":"31983527234600913975","price":17.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Cool Blue \/ M","offer_id":51800137629925,"sku":"12053557901118551244","price":17.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Dark Chocolate \/ M","offer_id":51800137662693,"sku":"67717837380428608752","price":17.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":51800137695461,"sku":"26840247830864121253","price":17.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Heavy Metal \/ M","offer_id":51800137728229,"sku":"18225721153064939652","price":17.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Indigo \/ M","offer_id":51800137760997,"sku":"14002481571859751482","price":17.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Maroon \/ M","offer_id":51800137793765,"sku":"33126465915332981936","price":17.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Midnight Navy \/ M","offer_id":51800137826533,"sku":"27780960588189402642","price":17.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Military Green \/ M","offer_id":51800137859301,"sku":"22129694571713672150","price":17.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Royal \/ M","offer_id":51800137892069,"sku":"21487174618295725319","price":17.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ L","offer_id":51800137924837,"sku":"10297945266156433170","price":17.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Cool Blue \/ L","offer_id":51800137957605,"sku":"14344184730917743207","price":17.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Dark Chocolate \/ L","offer_id":51800137990373,"sku":"10653874603408909219","price":17.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":51800138023141,"sku":"38793989640268220149","price":17.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Heavy Metal \/ L","offer_id":51800138055909,"sku":"13706373246763820450","price":17.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Indigo \/ L","offer_id":51800138088677,"sku":"43973997941769241624","price":17.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Maroon \/ L","offer_id":51800138121445,"sku":"18825444362261645097","price":17.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Midnight Navy \/ L","offer_id":51800138154213,"sku":"23515865964487818987","price":17.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Military Green \/ L","offer_id":51800138186981,"sku":"27180065416437008662","price":17.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Royal \/ L","offer_id":51800138219749,"sku":"25346101085357203251","price":17.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ XL","offer_id":51800138252517,"sku":"15082526623253562398","price":17.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Cool Blue \/ XL","offer_id":51800138285285,"sku":"71052395128351137972","price":17.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Dark Chocolate \/ XL","offer_id":51800138318053,"sku":"81520007010690986307","price":17.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":51800138350821,"sku":"25330685484570400713","price":17.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Heavy Metal \/ XL","offer_id":51800138383589,"sku":"21612316623671563767","price":17.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Indigo \/ XL","offer_id":51800138416357,"sku":"21985687720573214452","price":17.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Maroon \/ XL","offer_id":51800138449125,"sku":"34755284361865127153","price":17.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Midnight Navy \/ XL","offer_id":51800138481893,"sku":"67586800193144397665","price":17.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":51800138514661,"sku":"55022021008641104481","price":17.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Royal \/ XL","offer_id":51800138547429,"sku":"17416203777331141990","price":17.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":51800138580197,"sku":"29199912591890351910","price":20.74,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Cool Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":51800138612965,"sku":"11846471791461794966","price":20.74,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Dark Chocolate \/ 2XL","offer_id":51800138645733,"sku":"86246997042678877449","price":20.74,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":51800138678501,"sku":"80038429962747745386","price":20.74,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Heavy Metal \/ 2XL","offer_id":51800138711269,"sku":"13937628858522329929","price":20.74,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Indigo \/ 2XL","offer_id":51800138744037,"sku":"21952445417501778241","price":20.74,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Maroon \/ 2XL","offer_id":51800138776805,"sku":"26985435648941967932","price":20.74,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Midnight Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":51800138809573,"sku":"79893280469855917700","price":20.74,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":51800138842341,"sku":"21867747325121730908","price":20.74,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":51800138875109,"sku":"14422819533544275481","price":20.74,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":51800138907877,"sku":"20589904945833206986","price":23.41,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Cool Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":51800138940645,"sku":"16103102048720970484","price":23.41,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Dark Chocolate \/ 3XL","offer_id":51800138973413,"sku":"15665810458391920352","price":23.41,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Forest Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":51800139006181,"sku":"21885516439874965080","price":23.41,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Heavy Metal \/ 3XL","offer_id":51800139038949,"sku":"27843261090148273333","price":23.41,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Indigo \/ 3XL","offer_id":51800139071717,"sku":"28900485867396950858","price":23.41,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Maroon \/ 3XL","offer_id":51800139104485,"sku":"73283059872380925046","price":23.41,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Midnight Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":51800139137253,"sku":"17517356023110639565","price":23.41,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":51800139170021,"sku":"69820538107835373765","price":23.41,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":51800139202789,"sku":"32385836873355252767","price":23.41,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":51800139235557,"sku":"16209200024445434973","price":25.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Heavy Metal \/ 4XL","offer_id":51800139268325,"sku":"18038948197609338840","price":25.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Midnight Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":51800139301093,"sku":"61748184049999022106","price":25.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":51800139333861,"sku":"29098070831818036528","price":25.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":51800139366629,"sku":"13210974009652798421","price":27.56,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0779\/2544\/9957\/files\/tattooed-girl-mockup-standing-while-wearing-a-round-neck-tee-against-a-solid-color-background-a17178-2026-08-05T103126.205.png?v=1785960127","url":"https:\/\/guiltykick.com\/products\/shhh-i-eat-cereal-for-dinner-funny-graphic-t-shirt-guilty-kick-confessions-collection","provider":"Guilty Kick Apparel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}