Technically Fifty Percent Banana, One Hundred Percent Bitter, Funny Sarcastic Fruit Parody T-Shirt
Description
Embrace your inner grumpy fruit with this hilarious and stylish addition to the Fruits and Veggies Parody Collection. Featuring a cynical banana dressed in vintage noir attire—complete with a fedora, vest, and a permanent scowl—this design plays on the scientific fact that humans share 50% of their DNA with bananas, while adding a relatable twist: "But still 100% Bitter." Whether you’re dealing with identity confusion, a morning without coffee, or just a general distaste for cheerful fruit metaphors, this shirt is your new uniform. The rubber-hose-meets-vintage-comic art style gives it a timeless, high-quality look that stands out on any color. Perfect for fans of dark humor, science jokes, and anyone who prefers their potassium with a side of salt.
Product features - Ribbed knit collar with seam for shape retention - With side seams for structural support - Shoulder tape for stability - Unisex tee for adults - Light fabric with classic fit - Fabric blends: Heather colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester - Great for accessorizing and all-season wear Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Product Details
Product Features
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for long-lasting shape retention
- Side seams for added structure and durability
- Shoulder tape for enhanced stability and fit
- Unisex fit designed for adults
- Lightweight fabric with a classic fit
- Fabric blend (Heather colors): 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Perfect for layering, accessorizing, and year-round wear
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
- Do not dry clean