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Most clothing brands try to cast the widest net possible. They design for the crowd. They want to be understood by everyone, instantly.
We don’t care about the crowd. We care about the Individual...
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Blog
Why Pants Are a Social Construct: A Rigorous Examination of Leg-Prisons and the Zipper Industrial Complex
Abstract:For centuries, humankind has willingly encased its lower limbs in restrictive fabric tubes known as “pants.” This paper argues — with the full authority of a person who once skimmed...
Why Pants Are a Social Construct: A Rigorous Examination of Leg-Prisons and the Zipper Industrial Complex
Why Pants Are a Social Construct: A Rigorous Examination of Leg-Prisons and the Zipper Industrial Complex
|Aaron Garcia
When Science Went Mad: A Look Back at the Most Gloriously Absurd Inventions of the Early 20th Century
Ah, the early 20th century—a time when optimism, pseudoscience, and a complete lack of FDA oversight joined hands and did the Charleston straight into madness. It was an era of...
When Science Went Mad: A Look Back at the Most Gloriously Absurd Inventions of the Early 20th Century
When Science Went Mad: A Look Back at the Most Gloriously Absurd Inventions of the Early 20th Century
|Aaron Garcia
The Pocket Problem: A Deep Dive into Humanity’s Most Tragic Design Flaw
Let’s talk about pockets.Or, more specifically, the absence of them. Because somewhere along the line, someone decided that pants — the literal foundation of modern civilization — should not have...
The Pocket Problem: A Deep Dive into Humanity’s Most Tragic Design Flaw
The Pocket Problem: A Deep Dive into Humanity’s Most Tragic Design Flaw
|Aaron Garcia