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Why Pants Are a Social Construct: A Rigorous Examination of Leg-Prisons and the Zipper Industrial Complex - Guilty Kick Apparel
Why Pants Are a Social Construct: A Rigorous Examination of Leg-Prisons and the Zipper Industrial Complex
Abstract:For centuries, humankind has willingly encased its lower limbs in restrictive fabric tubes known as “pants.” This paper argues — with the full authority of a person who once skimmed... Read more...
When Science Went Mad: A Look Back at the Most Gloriously Absurd Inventions of the Early 20th Century - Guilty Kick Apparel
When Science Went Mad: A Look Back at the Most Gloriously Absurd Inventions of the Early 20th Century
Ah, the early 20th century—a time when optimism, pseudoscience, and a complete lack of FDA oversight joined hands and did the Charleston straight into madness. It was an era of... Read more...
The Pocket Problem: A Deep Dive into Humanity’s Most Tragic Design Flaw - Guilty Kick Apparel
The Pocket Problem: A Deep Dive into Humanity’s Most Tragic Design Flaw
Let’s talk about pockets.Or, more specifically, the absence of them. Because somewhere along the line, someone decided that pants — the literal foundation of modern civilization — should not have... Read more...
The Unspoken Rules of Layering - Guilty Kick Apparel
The Unspoken Rules of Layering
Or: How to Look Like You Know What You’re Doing While Wearing Three Shirts and No Pants Layering. It sounds simple. Just put one article of clothing on top of... Read more...
The Psychology of Color in Your Wardrobe - Guilty Kick Apparel
The Psychology of Color in Your Wardrobe
Or what your clothes say about your soul (and your laundry habits) Color psychology: the study of how hues affect human behavior, emotion, and—more importantly—what kind of Instagram caption you... Read more...
The Ultimate Work-From-Home Uniform - Guilty Kick Apparel
The Ultimate Work-From-Home Uniform
Because "business casual" now means pajama pants and a bold lip Remember March 2020, when we all swore we'd use quarantine to "get fit," "bake bread," and "never let ourselves... Read more...