Felonious Mahoney's Atomic-Age Baloney Tee

The Official T-Shirt of Felonious Mahoney's!

So cheap, so delicious, it's got to be criminal!

Step back into the golden age of questionable meat products and even more questionable advertising with a shirt celebrating the one and only Fried Baloney Sandwich!

Featuring the classic "Rubber Hose" style mascot in all his suspiciously cheerful glory, this tee is guaranteed to make you look like you just walked out of a 1950s diner where the counter was Formica and the prices were highway robbery!

• Warning: May spontaneously cause cravings for pan-fried pork products and a glass of warm milk.

• Style Points: Comes complete with a genuine newsprint texture, because nothing says "vintage quality" like a slightly blurry halftone dot pattern.

• The Price is Right: Commemorate the incredible value of Just 59¢! (Back when that could buy a tank of gas, a house, and a dozen sandwiches!)

Grab this tee and let the world know you appreciate classic cartoon charm and the simple, affordable, slightly greasy pleasures of life! Product features - Ribbed knit collar with seam for shape retention - With side seams for structural support - Shoulder tape for stability - Unisex tee for adults - Light fabric with classic fit - Fabric blends: Heather colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester

Great for accessorizing and all-season wear Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat