Travel back to a simpler, more radioactive time with the Vintage Inventions collection, a sartorial tribute to the miracle cures and "cutting-edge" gadgets that definitely didn't work—and probably shortened a few lifespans in the process. From radium tonics promising "liquid sunshine" to rubber reducing masks that literally threatened to melt your face off, these parody tees celebrate the timeless tradition of consumers falling for absolute nonsense. Whether you're "investing" in a 1936 dimple creator or just mocking the fact that humanity's gullibility hasn't changed a bit since the turn of the century, these designs are for anyone who appreciates the dark humor in a beautifully designed health hazard. It’s the perfect way to signal that you’re onto the "miracles" of today while rocking the high-def absurdity of yesterday’s most dangerous marketing campaigns.
