Banana Noir: The Berry Big Lie | Sarcastic Detective Tee
Description
In a city that never ripes, everyone has a secret. For Detective Cavendish, it was the bruising on his soul. For the femme fatale under the streetlamp, it was her botanical classification. This Banana Noir t-shirt captures the gritty, high-contrast world of produce-aisle cynicism. Featuring a tough-talking banana detective and a sultry eggplant dame, the design parodies the classic 1940s film noir aesthetic with a satirical twist: they aren't vegetables, they’re berries. Because nothing is more "Guilty Kick" than a dark, rain-slicked alleyway and a pedantic lesson in horticulture. Whether you're a fan of hard-boiled satire, vintage comic book panels, or just like pointing out that eggplants are technically berries at parties, this shirt is your new favorite uniform.
Product features - Ribbed knit collar with seam for shape retention - With side seams for structural support - Shoulder tape for stability - Unisex tee for adults - Light fabric with classic fit - Fabric blends: Heather colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester - Great for accessorizing and all-season wear Care instructions - Do not dry-clean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Product Details
Product Features
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for long-lasting shape retention
- Side seams for added structure and durability
- Shoulder tape for enhanced stability and fit
- Unisex fit designed for adults
- Lightweight fabric with a classic fit
- Fabric blend (Heather colors): 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Perfect for layering, accessorizing, and year-round wear
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
- Do not dry clean