Solar Degradation Specialists T-Shirt Funny Sun Protection Satire Tee
Description
Born yesterday. Looks like it’s been standing out in the midday sun since 1984. Welcome to the official uniform of the Solar Degradation Specialists. Why settle for a normal summer shirt when you can dress like a board-certified expert in photosensitivity, shade preservation, and corporate sun avoidance? Featuring the official Guilty Kick Apparel Co. UV badge, this tee comes fully UV-Certified and pre-loaded with maximum retro irony. As a cornerstone of The Brand New Vintage Sunbaked Collection, it boasts a heavily distressed stencil aesthetic that delivers a authentically weathered, worn-in look right out of the package—no actual sun damage required.
XXXXXProduct features - Ribbed knit collar with seam for shape retention - With side seams for structural support - Shoulder tape for stability - Unisex tee for adults - Light fabric with classic fit - 100% cotton - Great for accessorizing and all-season wear Care instructions - Do not dry clean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Product Details
Product Features
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for long-lasting shape retention
- Side seams for added structure and durability
- Shoulder tape for enhanced stability and fit
- Unisex fit designed for adults
- Lightweight fabric with a classic fit
- Fabric blend (Heather colors): 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Perfect for layering, accessorizing, and year-round wear
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
- Do not dry clean