Francine's Zombie Bistro T-Shirt | Funny Vintage Cannibal Restaurant Graphic Tee | Guilty Kick Halloween Collection
Description
Tired of the same old artisanal farm-to-table nonsense? Francine has been serving up authentic, locally sourced free-range pedestrians since 1978. At Francine’s Zombie Bistro, the menu is strictly bone-in, surprisingly tender, and perpetually fresh, because if you can’t beat the apocalypse, you might as well open a diner. Featuring a distressed retro seal, clawing zombie silhouettes, and a bloody meat cleaver garnish, this tee skewers 1970s roadside restaurant branding with unapologetic dark humor. Perfect for horror buffs, zombie apocalypse preppers, and anyone whose culinary standards lean toward the macabre. Cut from premium, comfortable fabric that’s soft enough for casual lounging and durable enough to withstand a chaotic night out dodging the undead. Bon appétit, you snacks.
Product features - Ribbed knit collar with seam for shape retention - With side seams for structural support - Shoulder tape for stability - Unisex tee for adults - Light fabric with classic fit - 100% cotton - Great for accessorizing and all-season wear Care instructions - Do not dry clean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Product Details
Product Features
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for long-lasting shape retention
- Side seams for added structure and durability
- Shoulder tape for enhanced stability and fit
- Unisex fit designed for adults
- Lightweight fabric with a classic fit
- Fabric blend (Heather colors): 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Perfect for layering, accessorizing, and year-round wear
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
- Do not dry clean