Guilty Until Proven Not Buoyant T-Shirt | Vintage Salem Witch Trials Parody Graphic Tee, Funny Puritan Compliance Scale Halloween Shirt
Description
Failed your local water dunking trial? Don’t worry, the Colony of Massachusetts Bay Department of Puritan Compliance has already officially stamped your paperwork as "Highly Suspicious." A satirical standout from the Guilty Kick Halloween Collection, this design takes a cynical look at 1692 colonial justice where the legal standard was simple: Guilty Until Proven Not Buoyant. Featuring an authentic cracked-seal badge, unbalanced scales of justice, and official October 1692 test certification, it blends dark historical satire with vintage bureaucratic flair. Printed on ultra-soft, breathable combed ring-spun cotton, it’s the perfect conversation piece for history buffs, cynical legal minds, witchy dark comedy lovers, and anyone who knows the deck is always stacked.
Product features - Ribbed knit collar with seam for shape retention - With side seams for structural support - Shoulder tape for stability - Unisex tee for adults - Light fabric with classic fit - 100% cotton - Great for accessorizing and all-season wear Care instructions - Do not dry clean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Product Details
Product Features
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for long-lasting shape retention
- Side seams for added structure and durability
- Shoulder tape for enhanced stability and fit
- Unisex fit designed for adults
- Lightweight fabric with a classic fit
- Fabric blend (Heather colors): 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Perfect for layering, accessorizing, and year-round wear
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
- Do not dry clean