The 1692 Fastback Vintage Auto Show Graphic Tee | Funny Salem Witch Broomstick Halloween Parody Shirt
Description
Upgrade your nightly commute from mundane to medieval. The 1692 Fastback has officially hit the showroom floor, boasting zero carbon emissions, rigid handling, and a powertrain rated from 0 to screaming in under 3.4 seconds. Featuring an authentic splinter-grain birch finish and optional dual stirrups, this ride is engineered for those who like their horsepower broom-driven and their cruise control locked onto a full moon. Equal parts classic hot rod spec sheet and Salem witch hysteria, this graphic tee brings razor-sharp wit to your spooky season wardrobe. Printed on premium, ultra-comfortable cotton, it’s built for car enthusiasts, dark humor lovers, and anyone whose daily driver requires a touch of the occult. Throw it on, dodge the pitchforks, and floor it into midnight.
Product features - Ribbed knit collar with seam for shape retention - With side seams for structural support - Shoulder tape for stability - Unisex tee for adults - Light fabric with classic fit - 100% cotton - Great for accessorizing and all-season wear Care instructions - Do not dry clean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Product Details
Product Features
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for long-lasting shape retention
- Side seams for added structure and durability
- Shoulder tape for enhanced stability and fit
- Unisex fit designed for adults
- Lightweight fabric with a classic fit
- Fabric blend (Heather colors): 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Perfect for layering, accessorizing, and year-round wear
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
- Do not dry clean