The Condiment Life Cycle: A Tragicomic Tee

Finally, a t-shirt that accurately maps out the emotional roller coaster of your favorite sauces! You bought it with such high hopes ("I'm going to put Sriracha on everything!"). It had its moment of glory during the Honeymoon phase. Then came The Forgotten Hero—that sad, crusty bottle you find hiding behind the pickles, only to be resurrected for one perfect burger.

And the finale? Perpetual Residency—the ancient ketchup at the back of the fridge that's somehow outlived three moves and is now considered a permanent fixture.

If you’ve ever had to violently shake a near-empty bottle to get that last squirt, this shirt is your uniform. Wear your truth and pay homage to the gooey, tangy, spicy, and sweet veterans of your refrigerator door. Warning: May cause spontaneous fridge cleaning. (Probably not.)

Product features - Ribbed knit collar with seam for shape retention - With side seams for structural support - Shoulder tape for stability - Unisex tee for adults - Light fabric with classic fit - Fabric blends: Heather colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester - Great for accessorizing and all-season wear Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat