The "I Spoil Everything" History Buff Tee

Let’s be honest: you’re a walking spoiler alert for Western Civilization. While everyone else is busy repeating the same mistakes, you’re sitting in the back of the room with a smug grin because you’ve already read the syllabus. The "History Buff: I Know How This Ends" tee from Guilty Kick Apparel is designed for the person who treats the rise and fall of empires like a Netflix series they’ve already binged three times. The front features our signature "History Buff" warning label, while the back delivers a bold "OWN IT"—because if you're going to be the most "well-actually" person at the party, you might as well dress for the role. Whether you're visiting a dusty museum or just waiting for the current geopolitical climate to do that thing it always does, this shirt says: "I’m not pessimistic; I’m just well-read."

Product features - Ribbed knit collar with seam for shape retention - With side seams for structural support - Shoulder tape for stability - Unisex tee for adults - Light fabric with classic fit - Fabric blends: Heather colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester - Great for accessorizing and all-season wear Care instructions - Do not dry-clean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat