Feeling Good Keep It To Yourself T-Shirt Funny Sarcastic Corporate Humor Tee
Description
Did you wake up on the right side of the bed today? Full of unprompted joy, radiant energy, and a bizarre urge to share it with the rest of the floor? Please, don't. The "Keep it to yourself" design is the ultimate anti-sharing public service announcement, perfectly tailored to the Guilty Kick ethos of industrial absurdism. Featuring a vibrant retro-gradient arc that mocks traditional enthusiasm, this tee pairs a stark, zipped-mouth smiley face with a simple administrative request for your emotional boundaries: "Feeling Good? Keep it to yourself." Crafted from premium, ultra-soft cotton for maximum, effortless comfort, it’s the definitive uniform for navigating modern sensory overload, endless corporate small talk, or aggressive morning optimism. Wear it to your next team stand-up meeting, a crowded grocery run, or a chaotic Monday morning shift, and let your wardrobe firmly maintain the peace, so you don't have to.
Product features - Ribbed knit collar with seam for shape retention - With side seams for structural support - Shoulder tape for stability - Unisex tee for adults - Light fabric with classic fit - 100% cotton - Great for accessorizing and all-season wear Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Product Details
Product Features
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for long-lasting shape retention
- Side seams for added structure and durability
- Shoulder tape for enhanced stability and fit
- Unisex fit designed for adults
- Lightweight fabric with a classic fit
- Fabric blend (Heather colors): 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Perfect for layering, accessorizing, and year-round wear
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
- Do not dry clean