Obsessive Utensil Enthusiast Tee, Satirical Foodie Identity Shirt, Quirky Minimalist Graphic T-Shirt

Because Trust is Earned, Not Garnished. Let’s be honest: the "sanitized for your protection" wrapper on restaurant silverware is more of a suggestion than a guarantee. The Obsessive Utensil Tee is the flagship of our Identity collection, designed for the individual who knows that true peace of mind comes in a personal travel case with a fork and spoon. This shirt is a satiric salute to the hyper-vigilant and the beautifully particular. It’s for those who find "institutional logic" more comforting than a communal salad bar and who believe that if you want a job done right—specifically, getting food into your mouth without a side of mystery germs—you have to bring your own hardware. Featuring bold, broken-grid typography and minimalist flat-ware icons, it tells the world you’re not difficult; you’re just highly optimized.

Product features - Ribbed knit collar with seam for shape retention - With side seams for structural support - Shoulder tape for stability - Unisex tee for adults - Light fabric with classic fit - Fabric blends: Heather colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester - Great for accessorizing and all-season wear Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat