Pretentious Single-Origin Pour-Over Tee, Satirical Coffee Snob Shirt, Identity Collection Graphic T-Shirt

If you’ve ever used the words "flavor notes," "bloom time," or "altitude" while standing in a kitchen, this shirt is your manifest. The Pretentious Pour-Over Tee is a centerpiece of our Identity collection, crafted for those who understand that coffee isn't just a drink—it’s a personality trait with a very specific bean-to-water ratio. We’ve combined bold, institutional typography with a touch of elitist charm to create a design that says: "Yes, I am difficult to please, and yes, I brought my own scale." It’s a satirical nod to the modern coffee snob who would rather face a caffeine withdrawal headache than drink a cup of "regular" joe. Whether you’re haunting your local roastery or performing a satiric audit of your friend's brewing technique, this shirt ensures your standards remain as high as your TDS reading.

Product features - Ribbed knit collar with seam for shape retention - With side seams for structural support - Shoulder tape for stability - Unisex tee for adults - Light fabric with classic fit - Fabric blends: Heather colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester - Great for accessorizing and all-season wear Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat