Strategic Incompetence Subversive Tee, Funny Corporate Satire Shirt, Identity Collection Minimalist Graphic T-Shirt

The Promotion-Proof Uniform. In the high-stakes world of "doing too much," there is a quiet, powerful resistance: being just bad enough at a task that you're never assigned it again. The Strategic Incompetence Tee is a standout in our Identity collection, celebrating the tactical genius required to dodge a spreadsheet or "pass the baton" on a weekend project. Featuring our signature high-contrast layout and a minimalist "nap-at-desk" icon, this shirt is a satirical salute to the workforce’s most effective survival strategy. It’s for the professionals who realize that being "too good" at your job only leads to more job. Whether you're a burnt-out consultant, a creative navigating institutional absurdity, or someone who just really values their "downtime," this tee signals that you’ve cracked the code of corporate logic. Wear it to the next Zoom call (camera off, obviously) and let them know your incompetence is entirely by design.

Product features - Ribbed knit collar with seam for shape retention - With side seams for structural support - Shoulder tape for stability - Unisex tee for adults - Light fabric with classic fit - Fabric blends: Heather colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester - Great for accessorizing and all-season wear Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat