Nobody Knows I Eat Cereal For Dinner Funny Adulting Satire Shirt
Description
Dinner is a social construct. Cereal has grains. Grains are food. Food at dinnertime is dinner. This is basic logic and you will not be lectured.
The confession sits in dark grey below the zipper face — close enough to read if someone squints, far enough from visible to protect your reputation at dinner parties you don't attend because you're home eating cereal.
Nobody knows. The empty boxes in the recycling, however, are talking.
Part of the Guilty Kick Nobody Knows collection — wearable confessions for adults making extremely adult decisions.
100% cotton. Black. Unisex fit. Milk not included. Judgment not included either.
Product features
- Lightweight 100% cotton body (heathers contain 10% polyester) — 4.3 oz/yd² (146 g/m²)
- Classic crew neckline with ribbed knit collar and seam for shape retention
- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved structure and reduced stretching
- Direct-to-Film (DTF) sleeve print for crisp, durable graphics
- Compliant with EU REACH, made in Honduras, 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Product Details
Product Features
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for long-lasting shape retention
- Side seams for added structure and durability
- Shoulder tape for enhanced stability and fit
- Unisex fit designed for adults
- Lightweight fabric with a classic fit
- Fabric blend (Heather colors): 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Perfect for layering, accessorizing, and year-round wear
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
- Do not dry clean