Nobody Knows I Know How To Pole Dance Funny Fitness Satire Tee
Description
It's a legitimate athletic skill. Requires core strength, flexibility, upper body control, and the ability to keep a completely straight face when someone asks what you did over the weekend.
You said yoga. That's basically the same thing.
The confession lives below the zipper face in dark grey — close enough to read if someone's paying attention, invisible enough to maintain plausible deniability. That's the whole point.
Nobody knows. And yet here you are, buying the shirt.
Part of the Guilty Kick Nobody Knows collection — wearable confessions for people whose hobbies require a separate explanation.
Product features
- Lightweight 100% cotton body (heathers contain 10% polyester) — 4.3 oz/yd² (146 g/m²)
- Classic crew neckline with ribbed knit collar and seam for shape retention
- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved structure and reduced stretching
- Direct-to-Film (DTF) sleeve print for crisp, durable graphics
- Compliant with EU REACH, made in Honduras, 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Product Details
Product Features
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for long-lasting shape retention
- Side seams for added structure and durability
- Shoulder tape for enhanced stability and fit
- Unisex fit designed for adults
- Lightweight fabric with a classic fit
- Fabric blend (Heather colors): 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Perfect for layering, accessorizing, and year-round wear
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
- Do not dry clean