Nobody Knows I Love Reality TV Funny Trashy Television Satire
Description
You have opinions about the rose ceremony. Strong, informed, well-researched opinions. You know the production timeline, the editing tricks, the villain arc. This is not a guilty pleasure. This is media literacy.
The confession sits in dark grey below the zipper face — hidden in plain sight, just like your browser history from last Tuesday at 11pm when you watched six episodes of that dating show you've definitely never seen before.
Nobody knows. Your streaming service, however, has been sending some looks.
Part of the Guilty Kick Nobody Knows collection — wearable confessions for people with sophisticated taste in unsophisticated television.
Product features
- Lightweight 100% cotton body (heathers contain 10% polyester) — 4.3 oz/yd² (146 g/m²)
- Classic crew neckline with ribbed knit collar and seam for shape retention
- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved structure and reduced stretching
- Direct-to-Film (DTF) sleeve print for crisp, durable graphics
- Compliant with EU REACH, made in Honduras, 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Product Details
Product Features
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for long-lasting shape retention
- Side seams for added structure and durability
- Shoulder tape for enhanced stability and fit
- Unisex fit designed for adults
- Lightweight fabric with a classic fit
- Fabric blend (Heather colors): 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Perfect for layering, accessorizing, and year-round wear
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
- Do not dry clean