Nobody Knows I’m a Genius (At Never Spell Checking Anything) T-Shirt

Autocorrect is for the weak, and proofreading is a coward’s game. Why waste valuable seconds double-checking your work when you can simply hit send and let the chaos unfold?

An essential installment in our "Nobody Knows" collection—celebrating the hyper-specific, beautifully flawed sub-genres of our internal wiring—this shirt honors the rogue writers, chaotic copyeditors, and untamed texters who live life entirely on the edge. From a distance, it looks like a clean, minimal black-on-black statement. Up close, it’s a brilliant confession that you possess a total, unbothered immunity to red squiggly lines.

Featuring our signature zipped-mouth smiley icon and subtle, low-contrast dark grey lettering on a premium solid black tee, it's the ultimate inside joke for authors, editors, screenwriters, and corporate email warriors who raw-dog their communication. Wear it to your next writers group, office meeting, or book signing to quietly proclaim that while you might miss a typo or two, your confidence remains completely unshakeable.

Product features
- Lightweight 100% cotton body (heathers contain 10% polyester) — 4.3 oz/yd² (146 g/m²)
- Classic crew neckline with ribbed knit collar and seam for shape retention
- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved structure and reduced stretching
- Direct-to-Film (DTF) sleeve print for crisp, durable graphics
- Compliant with EU REACH, made in Honduras, 2-year EU warranty

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat