Nobody Knows I’m a Genius (At Predicting Horror Movie Victims) T-Shirt

You don’t have a sixth sense; you just have basic pattern recognition and a healthy appreciation for predictable tropes.

Part of our "Nobody Knows" collection—built for the hyper-specific sub-genres of your secret inner life—this shirt looks like a minimalist black-on-black flex from a distance. But up close? It’s a total confession. It proclaims you as the undisputed oracle of the living room couch, the savant who knows exactly when the overconfident jock, the character who says "I'll be right back," or the person wandering into the dark basement is about to meet a gruesome end.

Featuring a subtle, dark-grey-on-black font hierarchy topped with a zipped-mouth smiley icon (because real geniuses don't spoil the twist), it’s the ultimate wearable satire for cinephiles, horror buffs, and anyone who has ever yelled at the screen. Wear it to your next movie night, or just out in public to let the world know that while you might not be curing diseases, you absolutely know who is getting chopped first.

Product features
- Lightweight 100% cotton body (heathers contain 10% polyester) — 4.3 oz/yd² (146 g/m²)
- Classic crew neckline with ribbed knit collar and seam for shape retention
- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved structure and reduced stretching
- Direct-to-Film (DTF) sleeve print for crisp, durable graphics
- Compliant with EU REACH, made in Honduras, 2-year EU warranty

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat