Nobody Knows I’m Not Really Vegetarian Funny Food Satire Shirt
Description
You said you were vegetarian at that dinner party in 2019 and now you're in too deep. The salad orders. The "oh I don't eat meat" at restaurants. The quiet shame at every barbecue.
The confession is right there on the shirt in dark grey — barely visible, exactly like your commitment to a plant-based lifestyle. Wear it around other vegetarians. See what happens. We are not responsible for what happens.
Nobody knows. Except everyone at that barbecue.
Part of the Guilty Kick Nobody Knows collection — wearable confessions for people who made one dietary comment and never recovered.
Product features
- Lightweight 100% cotton body (heathers contain 10% polyester) — 4.3 oz/yd² (146 g/m²)
- Classic crew neckline with ribbed knit collar and seam for shape retention
- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved structure and reduced stretching
- Direct-to-Film (DTF) sleeve print for crisp, durable graphics
- Compliant with EU REACH, made in Honduras, 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Product Details
Product Features
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for long-lasting shape retention
- Side seams for added structure and durability
- Shoulder tape for enhanced stability and fit
- Unisex fit designed for adults
- Lightweight fabric with a classic fit
- Fabric blend (Heather colors): 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Perfect for layering, accessorizing, and year-round wear
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
- Do not dry clean