Nobody Knows I Talk To The Dead Ouija Board Satire T-Shirt
Description
The zipper's been holding this one in for a while. Somewhere between your third episode of that paranormal investigation show and that time you asked your late grandmother for a parking spot, you crossed a line. We're not judging. We are, however, watching.
The confession is right there on the shirt — hidden in grey, plain as day, for anyone paying attention. The Ouija board below it is just in case they need clarification.
Nobody knows. Except now they do.
Part of the Guilty Kick Nobody Knows collection — wearable confessions for people whose inner monologue would raise some eyebrows.
Product features
- Lightweight 100% cotton body (heathers contain 10% polyester) — 4.3 oz/yd² (146 g/m²)
- Classic crew neckline with ribbed knit collar and seam for shape retention
- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved structure and reduced stretching
- Direct-to-Film (DTF) sleeve print for crisp, durable graphics
- Compliant with EU REACH, made in Honduras, 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Product Details
Product Features
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for long-lasting shape retention
- Side seams for added structure and durability
- Shoulder tape for enhanced stability and fit
- Unisex fit designed for adults
- Lightweight fabric with a classic fit
- Fabric blend (Heather colors): 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Perfect for layering, accessorizing, and year-round wear
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
- Do not dry clean