Nobody Knows I Wear Socks To Bed Funny Sleep Satire Tee
Description
This is not up for debate. Cold feet are a threat to national security and you will not be made to feel ashamed for taking reasonable precautions.
The confession is in dark grey below the zipper face — just visible enough for the right person to see it, just hidden enough to maintain dignity. There are two kinds of people in this world. This shirt identifies which one you are.
Nobody knows. Except everyone who has ever shared a bed with you.
Part of the Guilty Kick Nobody Knows collection — wearable confessions for people with strong opinions about sleep hygiene.
100% cotton. Black. Unisex fit. Socks not included but strongly recommended.
Product features
- Lightweight 100% cotton body (heathers contain 10% polyester) — 4.3 oz/yd² (146 g/m²)
- Classic crew neckline with ribbed knit collar and seam for shape retention
- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved structure and reduced stretching
- Direct-to-Film (DTF) sleeve print for crisp, durable graphics
- Compliant with EU REACH, made in Honduras, 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Product Details
Product Features
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for long-lasting shape retention
- Side seams for added structure and durability
- Shoulder tape for enhanced stability and fit
- Unisex fit designed for adults
- Lightweight fabric with a classic fit
- Fabric blend (Heather colors): 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Perfect for layering, accessorizing, and year-round wear
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
- Do not dry clean