Nobody Knows: The Brine Enthusiast
Description
The pickles are just the packaging. The real prize is that salty, vinegar-soaked nectar of the gods that you consume standing in the glow of the open refrigerator at 2 AM. A vital addition to the Guilty Kick "Nobody Knows" Collection, this shirt is for those who treat the pickle jar like a fine decanter. It’s for the electrolyte-obsessed, the sodium-starved, and the culinary rebels who know that a glass is just an unnecessary obstacle between you and the brine. Wear it with pride (and perhaps a mint) to signify your membership in the most hydrated, yet socially questionable, secret society on earth.
Product features - Ribbed knit collar with seam for shape retention - With side seams for structural support - Shoulder tape for stability - Unisex tee for adults - Light fabric with classic fit - Fabric blends: Heather colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester - Great for accessorizing and all-season wear Care instructions - Do not dry-clean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Product Details
Product Features
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for long-lasting shape retention
- Side seams for added structure and durability
- Shoulder tape for enhanced stability and fit
- Unisex fit designed for adults
- Lightweight fabric with a classic fit
- Fabric blend (Heather colors): 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Perfect for layering, accessorizing, and year-round wear
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
- Do not dry clean