Nobody Knows: The Finger-Counting Intellectual

They call you a professional. They call you an adult. They might even call you for tax advice. Little do they know, your entire grasp of the numerical universe relies on ten fleshy appendages and a hidden rhythmic tapping beneath the conference table. Part of the Guilty Kick "Nobody Knows" Collection, this tee is a tribute to the secret shortcuts we use to navigate a world that expects us to be calculators. It’s for the executive who still visualizes a number line, the creative who views "math" as a soft suggestion, and anyone whose internal processor occasionally requires physical manual labor. Wear it to your next high-stakes budget meeting and revel in the fact that your greatest secret is literally right in front of everyone's face.

Product features - Ribbed knit collar with seam for shape retention - With side seams for structural support - Shoulder tape for stability - Unisex tee for adults - Light fabric with classic fit - Fabric blends: Heather colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester - Great for accessorizing and all-season wear Care instructions - Do not dry-clean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat