2:32 AM Beware of the Zoomies Cat Owner Tee Retro Minimalist Mid-Century Modern Graphic Shirt
Every cat parent has been there: the clock strikes 2:32 AM, and suddenly your peaceful home becomes a high-speed racetrack. This minimalist graphic tee celebrates the absurdity of late-night feline energy with a sharp, mid-century modern aesthetic. Featuring a wide-eyed, geometric cat silhouetted against a crescent moon, the design uses irony and satire to highlight the "danger" of the dreaded night-time zoomies. The vintage-inspired flat illustration and bold, contrasting typography make this more than just a pet shirtβit is a piece of absurdist art for those who appreciate clean lines and niche humor. Whether you are a victim of the 2:00 AM sprint or just a fan of retro-minimalist design, this shirt is a perfect conversation starter for the modern, sleep-deprived cat owner.
Product features - Ribbed knit collar with seam for shape retention - With side seams for structural support - Shoulder tape for stability - Unisex tee for adults - Light fabric with classic fit - Fabric blends: Heather colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester - Great for accessorizing and all-season wear Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat