A Gamble In Every Bite - Funny Gourmet Gas Station Sushi Retro Mascot T-Shirt

Do you live for the thrill of the "manager's special" at 3 AM? This humorous retro-inspired tee is for the brave souls who know that convenience store cuisine is the ultimate high-stakes game. Featuring a visibly nervous, sweating sushi roll mascot in a classic 1930s rubber-hose animation style, this design captures the exact moment you realize that "Gourmet" might have been a bit of an overstatement. With its distressed, cracked vintage texture and ironic gas-pump-meets-fine-dining logo, this shirt is perfect for foodies with a dark sense of humor, road trip veterans, and fans of mid-century aesthetic streetwear. Whether you're a fan of ironic fashion or just a survivor of a sketchy California roll, this shirt is guaranteed to start conversations (and maybe a few stomach rumblings).

Product features - Ribbed knit collar with seam for shape retention - With side seams for structural support - Shoulder tape for stability - Unisex tee for adults - Light fabric with classic fit - Fabric blends: Heather colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester - Great for accessorizing and all-season wear Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat