Brand New Vintage Satirical Sunbaked T-Shirt Premium Distressed Meta Graphic Tee

Born yesterday, but looks like it survived a decade on a dashboard. Welcome to the ultimate fashion paradox. The "Brand New Vintage" Premium Sunbaked Tee from Guilty Kick is simply premeditated nostalgia. Why waste years actually wearing, washing, and accidentally leaving you+ r clothes in the bed of a truck to get that perfectly faded, distressed look when our robots can simulate a lifetime of character in a fraction of a second? We’ve done the hard work of making a brand-new shirt look beautifully weathered and sun-bleached, so you can pretend you have a rich history of attending legendary underground indie concerts you were actually too young (or too asleep) to go to. It features an intentionally cracked, retro-textured font and an aggressively minimalist sun graphic that screams, "I appreciate the outdoors from a distance." Crafted from ultra-soft, premium cotton, this shirt offers maximum comfort with a healthy dose of anti-fashion irony. It’s the perfect conversation starter for anyone who loves retro aesthetics but hates the smell of actual thrift stores.

Product features - Ribbed knit collar with seam for shape retention - With side seams for structural support - Shoulder tape for stability - Unisex tee for adults - Light fabric with classic fit - 100% cotton - Great for accessorizing and all-season wear Care instructions - Do not dry clean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat