Caution Slightly Askew Tee | Do Not Engage Satirical Graphic T-Shirt
Description
A public safety warning for your current disposition. Some days you are firing on all cylinders. Other days, your emotional alignment is off by about 45 degrees, and the slightest interaction might cause the wheels to come entirely off the wagon. Enter the Slightly Askew Tee from our I’m in a Mood collection—the ultimate wearable hazard sign for the modern, over-stimulated human. Emblazoned with a bold industrial "CAUTION" header and a strict "DO NOT ENGAGE" protocol at the baseline, this design features our signature zipper-face icon tilted dangerously off-axis next to a painfully literal, diagonal "Slightly askew." text. It is a masterclass in bureaucratic boundary-setting. Slide this on before entering the communal office kitchen, stepping onto public transit, or logging into Slack to ensure everyone knows your patience is currently holding on by a single, off-kilter thread.
Product features - Ribbed knit collar with seam for shape retention - With side seams for structural support - Shoulder tape for stability - Unisex tee for adults - Light fabric with classic fit - 100% cotton - Great for accessorizing and all-season wear Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Product Details
Product Features
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for long-lasting shape retention
- Side seams for added structure and durability
- Shoulder tape for enhanced stability and fit
- Unisex fit designed for adults
- Lightweight fabric with a classic fit
- Fabric blend (Heather colors): 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Perfect for layering, accessorizing, and year-round wear
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
- Do not dry clean