Everybody Knows I’m Running on Coffee and Anxiety T-Shirt | Funny Caffeine Overload Tee

Ah, the modern fuel source. Why pretend you have your life together when you can just embrace the trembling, highly caffeinated reality? Welcome to the "Everybody Knows" collection—the satirical series that skips the polite small talk and goes straight to the blunt, over-stimulated truth. Let’s be honest: your trembling hands, rapid speech, and third cold brew of the morning already gave it away.

This design deadpans the ultimate daily survival formula. The top half commands the room with bold white typography broadcasting "EVERYBODY KNOWS," centered by our signature zipped-mouth smiley face. Tucked quietly underneath in our low-visibility grey text is the real confession: "I'm running on coffee and anxiety." It’s a stealth admission printed for anyone who treats corporate deadlines like a high-stakes adrenaline sport and counts caffeine as a major food group.

Perfect for overworked professionals, sleep-deprived creatives, and anyone whose baseline state is "intensely alert but slightly panicked." Wear it to the office, the local coffee shop, or your next early morning Zoom meeting—everyone already knows anyway.

Product features
- Lightweight 100% cotton 
- Classic crew neckline with ribbed knit collar and seam for shape retention
- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved structure and reduced stretching
- Direct-to-Film (DTF) sleeve print for crisp, durable graphics
- Compliant with EU REACH, made in Honduras, 2-year EU warranty

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat