Everybody Knows I Pretend To Be Texting T-Shirt | Funny Introvert Social Anxiety Tee

We’ve all been there. You’re walking down the street, you spot a familiar face in the distance, and suddenly your phone screen becomes the most fascinating object in the known universe. Welcome back to the "Everybody Knows" collection—the satirical line where your deepest social defense mechanisms are laid bare. Because let’s be real: they saw you, you saw them, and absolutely nobody is buying the "intent texting" routine.

This design brings a beautifully deadpan truth to the surface. Up top, the bold white typography loudly broadcasts "EVERYBODY KNOWS," anchored by our signature zipped-mouth smiley face. But the real magic is underneath, where the true confession—"I pretend to be texting when I see someone I know."—is printed in a muted, low-visibility grey. It’s the ultimate stealth announcement for the chronically awkward, hiding a loud reality in a subtle design.

Perfect for introverts, grocery store avoiders, and anyone who treats eye contact like a high-stakes game of chicken. Wear it out in public—just don't be surprised if people give you your space while you're "busy typing."

Product features
- Lightweight 100% cotton 
- Classic crew neckline with ribbed knit collar and seam for shape retention
- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved structure and reduced stretching
- Direct-to-Film (DTF) sleeve print for crisp, durable graphics
- Compliant with EU REACH, made in Honduras, 2-year EU warranty

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat