Feel The Jitters - Dr. Dread's Anxiety Tonic Funny Retro Mascot T-Shirt

Embrace your inner overthinker with this humorous dark "Dr. Dread’s Anxiety Tonic" tee. Featuring a panicked, sweating tonic bottle mascot in the iconic 1930s "rubber-hose" animation style, this design is a sarcastic nod to vintage "miracle cure" advertisements. With its distressed, cracked texture and vibrant retro color palette, it looks like a genuine relic from a mid-century pharmacy—only much more honest. Complete with high-strung slogans like "Now with 50% more panic!" and "Feel the Jitters!", this shirt is the ultimate conversation starter for those who deal with daily stress with a dose of irony. Whether you’re a fan of weird history, vintage cartoons, or just want to wear your "jitters" on your sleeve, this tee is a must-have for your collection.

Product features - Ribbed knit collar with seam for shape retention - With side seams for structural support - Shoulder tape for stability - Unisex tee for adults - Light fabric with classic fit - Fabric blends: Heather colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester - Great for accessorizing and all-season wear Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat