Gary's Interstate Freight Distressed Parody Tee Funny Sunbaked Retro Trucker T-Shirt

Because cargo straps and logistics insurance are for cowards. Welcome to the elite fleet of Gary’s Interstate Freight, the unofficial, highly questionable "Transit Division" of Guilty Kick Apparel. Gary doesn't believe in tie-downs, enclosed trailers, or asking too many questions. If it fits in the bed of his primer-grey 1994 pickup, it’s shipping. This t-shirt is a proud installment of our "The Brand New Vintage Sunbaked Collection". Crafted to look like it was forgotten on the dashboard of Gary’s rig for thirty straight summers, this tee delivers that perfect, pre-aged retro charm. It features heavily distressed typography, a sketchy "unprotected cargo" warning graphic, and a faded, worn-in aesthetic that screams, "I survived a cross-country haul with nothing but a tarp and a prayer." Skip the decades of natural wear-and-tear. We’ve baked the vintage character right into the fabric so you can wear the satire immediately.

Product features - Ribbed knit collar with seam for shape retention - With side seams for structural support - Shoulder tape for stability - Unisex tee for adults - Light fabric with classic fit - 100% cotton - Great for accessorizing and all-season wear Care instructions - Do not dry clean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat