Live, Laugh, Love. And Don't Bother Me, Funny Satirical T- Shirt
Description
We’ve all seen the aggressively cheerful wall decals demanding that you embrace joy at every given second. This premium tee is the official corporate antidote to mandatory optimism. Featuring a minimalist zipped-mouth smiley face and a blunt, typewriter-font reality check, this design is perfect for the introverted realist, the chronically exhausted worker drone, or anyone who believes true inner peace starts with a locked door and absolute silence. Whether you're dodging an intrusive watercooler conversation, enduring a mandatory team-building exercise, or just trying to navigate the supermarket without making eye contact, let your shirt establish the boundaries for you. It’s not antisocial—it’s strategic boundary management.
Product features - Ribbed knit collar with seam for shape retention - With side seams for structural support - Shoulder tape for stability - Unisex tee for adults - Light fabric with classic fit - 100% cotton - Great for accessorizing and all-season wear Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Product Details
Product Features
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for long-lasting shape retention
- Side seams for added structure and durability
- Shoulder tape for enhanced stability and fit
- Unisex fit designed for adults
- Lightweight fabric with a classic fit
- Fabric blend (Heather colors): 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Perfect for layering, accessorizing, and year-round wear
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
- Do not dry clean