Lizzie Borden 1892 Not Guilty T-Shirt, Dark Humor True Crime Satire Graphic Tee, Eighty-One Whacks Halloween Shirt
Description
Look, when you don’t employ a butler, someone has to take the fall. Straight from the Guilty Kick Halloween Collection comes this deadpan tribute to Fall River’s most celebrated Sunday school teacher and undisputed master of the alibi: Lizzie Borden, Class of 1892. Forget the playground nursery rhyme math; we’re giving credit where eighty-one calculated whacks are due. Framed in thorny Victorian briars and crossed hatchets, this design serves up a razor-sharp blend of true crime lore, vintage court drama, and unapologetic domestic satire. It’s the ultimate statement piece for Halloween parties, haunted house excursions, or simply establishing boundaries at family dinners. Printed with a distressed antique finish that looks like it came straight off an unhinged 19th-century broadside. Wear it proudly, keep your receipts, and remember: legally speaking, she was acquitted.
Product features - Ribbed knit collar with seam for shape retention - With side seams for structural support - Shoulder tape for stability - Unisex tee for adults - Light fabric with classic fit - 100% cotton - Great for accessorizing and all-season wear Care instructions - Do not dry clean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Product Details
Product Features
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for long-lasting shape retention
- Side seams for added structure and durability
- Shoulder tape for enhanced stability and fit
- Unisex fit designed for adults
- Lightweight fabric with a classic fit
- Fabric blend (Heather colors): 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Perfect for layering, accessorizing, and year-round wear
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
- Do not dry clean