My stomach hurts. Sarcastic Minimalist Graphic T-Shirt
Description
Sometimes, the simplest statement is the most powerful. This sleek, high-contrast tee features the phrase "My stomach hurts." in a classic white serif typeface against a bold black background. It is the ultimate "honest" garment for those who navigate life with chronic discomfort, social anxiety, or a very specific sense of dry humor. Perfect for the lactose intolerant, the perpetually anxious, or anyone who just wants to state their current status without further explanation, this shirt blends minimalist aesthetic with a relatable human experience. Whether you're wearing it as a literal warning or a sarcastic fashion statement, its clean design ensures you stay stylish even when you’re not feeling your best.
Product features - Ribbed knit collar with seam for shape retention - With side seams for structural support - Shoulder tape for stability - Unisex tee for adults - Light fabric with classic fit - Fabric blends: Heather colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester - Great for accessorizing and all-season wear Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Product Details
Product Features
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for long-lasting shape retention
- Side seams for added structure and durability
- Shoulder tape for enhanced stability and fit
- Unisex fit designed for adults
- Lightweight fabric with a classic fit
- Fabric blend (Heather colors): 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Perfect for layering, accessorizing, and year-round wear
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
- Do not dry clean