Nobody Likes a Cocky Cookie - Retro Dark Humor Gingerbread Man Tee

He’s been running since the 19th century, taunting everyone with "You can't catch me!" Well, this Christmas, the chase ends. Introducing the "Cocky Cookie" tee—a vintage-inspired parody that finally gives the Gingerbread Man what he deserves. Featuring a distressed, 1930s rubber-hose animation style design, this shirt encourages you to not only catch him but to "Eat his head off!" Because let's be honest, the smug ones always taste the best. Why you need this shirt: Vintage Vibe: Authentic, weathered grunge texture and retro typography. Dark Humor: A hilarious twist on a classic holiday nursery rhyme. Conversation Starter: The perfect attire for holiday parties where you plan to decimate the dessert table. Don't let him get away this year. Product features - Ribbed knit collar with seam for shape retention - With side seams for structural support - Shoulder tape for stability - Unisex tee for adults - Light fabric with classic fit - Fabric blends: Heather colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester - Great for accessorizing and all-season wear Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat