Produce Banter After Work T-Shirt | Retro Corn and Orange Beer Pun Tee

Clock out, stalk out, and peel out. Work is exhausting, especially when you’re a vegetable with a 9-to-5. Our "Produce Banter" tee captures that sacred moment of post-shift decompression where the jokes are dry, the beer is cold, and the company is slightly fermented. Featuring a dapper ear of corn and a cynical orange in classic 1930s rubber hose style, this shirt is a tribute to everyone who survives the work week one pun at a time. At Guilty Kick, we specialize in the absurd reality of the daily grind. Whether you're actually "glad it's Friday" or just here for the hops, this shirt provides the perfect vintage armor for your next happy hour. It’s a must-have for pun enthusiasts, craft beer lovers, and anyone whose humor is described as "distressingly corny."

Product features - Ribbed knit collar with seam for shape retention - With side seams for structural support - Shoulder tape for stability - Unisex tee for adults - Light fabric with classic fit - Fabric blends: Heather colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester - Great for accessorizing and all-season wear Care instructions - Do not dry-clean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat