Quid Pro Vertigo: Minimalist Hitchcockian Parody T-Shirt, Geometrical Harassment Movie Spoof

Step into a world of obsession, psychological suspense, and... complex geometry? This minimalist parody tee is the ultimate tribute to Alfred Hitchcock’s masterpiece, reimagined through a lens of satirical wordplay. Featuring a sleek, "Geometry Fiction" style interpretation of the iconic Saul Bass spiral and silhouette, this design is for those who prefer their movie references with a side of linguistic wit. The shirt features the clever title "Quid Pro Vertigo" paired with the hilarious sub-tagline: "A Movie About Geometrical Harassment." It’s a sophisticated nod to the visual motifs that define the thriller genre. Whether you’re a film school graduate, a graphic design nerd, or just a fan of classic cinema with a dry sense of humor, this shirt is your new favorite conversation starter.

Product features - Ribbed knit collar with seam for shape retention - With side seams for structural support - Shoulder tape for stability - Unisex tee for adults - Light fabric with classic fit - Fabric blends: Heather colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester - Great for accessorizing and all-season wear Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat