Retired Bird Lounge "Perched Up" Vintage Graphic T-Shirt, The Brand New Vintage Sunbaked Collection

Why fly south for the winter when you can check out permanently? Welcome to the Retired Bird Lounge, a sleepy, completely authorized sabbatical venture brought to you by Guilty Kick Apparel. Featuring our highly questionable, totally unverified legacy claim of "Perched up, since 1975," this tee is the ultimate uniform for anyone who has officially opted out of the daily grind. No more alarm clocks, no more corporate synergy—just a majestic, highly indifferent cockatoo enjoying premium comfort on a permanent, unpaid vacation. Part of "The Brand New Vintage Sun-Baked Collection," this shirt is structurally brand new but carries the beautifully faded, distressed, and sun-bleached energy of a t-shirt that sat on a Florida patio chair for half a century. Boasting a distressed parrot silhouette and our signature high-contrast minimalist graphic layout, it’s the perfect way to tell the world you’re on a permanent sabbatical without actually having to speak to anyone.

Product features - Ribbed knit collar with seam for shape retention - With side seams for structural support - Shoulder tape for stability - Unisex tee for adults - Light fabric with classic fit - 100% cotton - Great for accessorizing and all-season wear Care instructions - Do not dry clean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat