Rock Bottom Graphic Tee | Upside Down Surface Level Satire T-Shirt
Description
Why aim high when the view from the basement is perfectly adequate? Welcome to the lower echelons of emotional ergonomics. The Rock Bottom Tee from our I’m in a Mood collection is designed for anyone who looked at the corporate ladder, looked at the floor, and decided a subterranean lifestyle was vastly superior. Featuring our signature zipper-face mascot flipped completely on its head, this design maps out the psychological layout we all know too well: "SURFACE LEVEL" at the top, a gold boundary line, and an upside-down "It's fine down here." anchoring you directly above "ROCK BOTTOM." It’s a masterclass in low-stakes survivalism. Wear it to the office to signal that you cannot possibly fail any further upward, or don it on the weekend as a legally binding declaration of your current emotional real estate.
Product features - Ribbed knit collar with seam for shape retention - With side seams for structural support - Shoulder tape for stability - Unisex tee for adults - Light fabric with classic fit - 100% cotton - Great for accessorizing and all-season wear Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Product Details
Product Features
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for long-lasting shape retention
- Side seams for added structure and durability
- Shoulder tape for enhanced stability and fit
- Unisex fit designed for adults
- Lightweight fabric with a classic fit
- Fabric blend (Heather colors): 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Perfect for layering, accessorizing, and year-round wear
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
- Do not dry clean