Salem Shire Carriage & Expedition Co. T-Shirt | Vintage Salem Witch Trials Parody Graphic Tee, Funny Gallows Hill Halloween Tour Shirt
Description
Looking for an unforgettable scenic getaway where the travel itinerary is strictly non-negotiable? Climb aboard with Salem Shire Carriage & Expedition Co., providing historic, one-way sightseeing excursions since 1692. A darkly humorous highlight of the Guilty Kick Halloween Collection, this satirical graphic tee reimagines 17th-century witch trial hysteria as a cheerful, full-service tourism bureau. Complete with a picturesque ride to the Gallows Hill scenic overlook and a complimentary pitchfork for crowd participation, it blends colonial folk dread with sharp, cynical wit. Printed with a cracked parchment badge aesthetic on ultra-soft, breathable ring-spun cotton, it is the perfect fit for history buffs, dark comedy enthusiasts, witchy souls, and anyone who prefers their tours with zero return guarantee.
Product features - Ribbed knit collar with seam for shape retention - With side seams for structural support - Shoulder tape for stability - Unisex tee for adults - Light fabric with classic fit - 100% cotton - Great for accessorizing and all-season wear Care instructions - Do not dry clean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Product Details
Product Features
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for long-lasting shape retention
- Side seams for added structure and durability
- Shoulder tape for enhanced stability and fit
- Unisex fit designed for adults
- Lightweight fabric with a classic fit
- Fabric blend (Heather colors): 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Perfect for layering, accessorizing, and year-round wear
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
- Do not dry clean