Shhh I Can't Pronounce Charcuterie Funny Graphic T-Shirt | Guilty Kick Confessions Collection
Description
Shar-coot-eree? Shark-coodery? Char-shoe-tree? Let’s be honest: half of us are just nodding along at the dinner party, pointing at the fancy wooden board, and hoping nobody asks us to say it out loud. Part of the Guilty Kick Confessions collection, the "Shhh. I can't pronounce charcuterie." t-shirt is the ultimate icebreaker for anyone who loves cured meats and fancy cheeses but refuses to struggle through French phonetics. Featuring a minimalist zipped-mouth graphic framed by clean typewriter typography and vintage-inspired filigree, this tee delivers deadpan foodie satire with effortless style. Crafted from ultra-soft, premium ring-spun cotton, it provides maximum comfort whether you're hosting a wine and cheese night, grazing at a dinner party, or standing in front of the deli counter completely paralyzed. Wear it to own your linguistic shortcomings and let everyone know that as long as the prosciutto is good, the pronunciation doesn't matter.
Product features - Ribbed knit collar with seam for shape retention - With side seams for structural support - Shoulder tape for stability - Unisex tee for adults - Light fabric with classic fit - 100% cotton - Great for accessorizing and all-season wear Care instructions - Do not dry-clean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Product Details
Product Features
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for long-lasting shape retention
- Side seams for added structure and durability
- Shoulder tape for enhanced stability and fit
- Unisex fit designed for adults
- Lightweight fabric with a classic fit
- Fabric blend (Heather colors): 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Perfect for layering, accessorizing, and year-round wear
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
- Do not dry clean