Shhh My Plants All Died From Neglect Funny Graphic T-Shirt | Guilty Kick Confessions Collection
Description
You bought the misting bottle, you read the care tag, and you swore this time would be different. Fast forward three weeks, and your living room resembles an indoor plant graveyard. Part of the Guilty Kick Confessions collection, the "Shhh. My plants all died from neglect." t-shirt is an honest badge of honor for serial plant killers, black thumbs, and recovering plant parents everywhere. Featuring a minimalist zipped-mouth graphic framed by crisp typewriter typography and vintage-inspired filigree, this tee captures the silent guilt of botanic failure with deadpan humor and cynical wit.
Made from ultra-soft, premium ring-spun cotton, it gives you maximum comfort while you walk past the garden center and pretend you didn't see that fiddle-leaf fig. Perfect for plant lovers with terrible track records, apartment gardeners, or anyone who should probably stick to artificial succulents from now on
Product features - Ribbed knit collar with seam for shape retention - With side seams for structural support - Shoulder tape for stability - Unisex tee for adults - Light fabric with classic fit - Fabric blends: Heather colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester - Great for accessorizing and all-season wear Care instructions - Do not dry-clean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Product Details
Product Features
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for long-lasting shape retention
- Side seams for added structure and durability
- Shoulder tape for enhanced stability and fit
- Unisex fit designed for adults
- Lightweight fabric with a classic fit
- Fabric blend (Heather colors): 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Perfect for layering, accessorizing, and year-round wear
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
- Do not dry clean