The Big Le-Broccoli T-Shirt | Funny Vintage Vegetable Parody Tee
Description
Careful, man, there's a beverage here! Finally, a shirt for those who prefer their White Russians with a side of roughage. Our "Big Le-Broccoli" tee features the world’s most relaxed floret, lounging in a bathrobe and keeping his cool while a very stressed tomato loses its mind. Whether you’re bowling a perfect game, dodging nihilists, or just trying to find a rug that really ties the room together, this 1930s rubber hose style design is your new uniform. At Guilty Kick, we believe in the philosophy of the floret: life is short, so stay green and keep abidance high. It’s the perfect gift for film buffs, vegetarians with a sense of humor, and anyone who’s ever been told they’re being "very undude."
Product features - Ribbed knit collar with seam for shape retention - With side seams for structural support - Shoulder tape for stability - Unisex tee for adults - Light fabric with classic fit - Fabric blends: Heather colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester - Great for accessorizing and all-season wear Care instructions - Do not dry-clean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Product Details
Product Features
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for long-lasting shape retention
- Side seams for added structure and durability
- Shoulder tape for enhanced stability and fit
- Unisex fit designed for adults
- Lightweight fabric with a classic fit
- Fabric blend (Heather colors): 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Perfect for layering, accessorizing, and year-round wear
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
- Do not dry clean