The Bitter Melon T-Shirt | Gritty Cinema Parody | Funny Taxi Driver Movie Tee

"Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the produce aisle." Listen up, you cinephiles and grocery shoppers. Our "Bitter Melon" tee is a tribute to the days when movies were dark, streets were steamier, and the protagonists were significantly more fibrous. Featuring a mohawked, aviator-wearing Bitter Melon standing under a lonely New York streetlamp, this shirt asks the question: "You talkin' to me? 'Cuz I'm the only vegetable here." At Guilty Kick, we miss the era of the anti-hero, even if that hero is a notoriously bumpy gourd with a bad attitude. Whether you’re a fan of Scorsese, 1970s neo-noir, or you just have a very specific, bitter sense of humor, this shirt is your ticket to the grindhouse. Wear it to the indie theater, the farmer's market, or while staring intensely at your own reflection in the mirror.

Product features - Ribbed knit collar with seam for shape retention - With side seams for structural support - Shoulder tape for stability - Unisex tee for adults - Light fabric with classic fit - Fabric blends: Heather colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester - Great for accessorizing and all-season wear Care instructions - Do not dry-clean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat