The Finest Quality "Guilty Kick" Est. 1971 Vintage Graphic T-Shirt, The Brand New Vintage Sunbaked Collection

They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but we’re pretty sure this zipper mouth smiley face is telling you to keep quiet and buy the shirt. Introducing The Finest Quality Guilty Kick Apparel Co. Brand legacy tee. Featuring our completely legally binding, totally-not-fabricated-for-marketing-purposes birth year of Est. 1971, this shirt represents the pinnacle of corporate longevity. Why 1971? Because it sounds incredibly trustworthy, and truth is entirely subjective when you’ve got a zipper where your mouth should be. Part of our heavily weathered "The Brand New Vintage Sunbaked Collection", this t-shirt was actually printed yesterday but looks like it spent fifty-five years hiding in a box at the back of a damp attic. Boasting a pre-faded, distressed print and our signature high-contrast minimalist graphic layout, this tee delivers immediate, broken-in comfort. Wear it to your next meeting as a subtle reminder to everyone that keeping your mouth shut is the ultimate form of corporate quality control.

Product features - Ribbed knit collar with seam for shape retention - With side seams for structural support - Shoulder tape for stability - Unisex tee for adults - Light fabric with classic fit - 100% cotton - Great for accessorizing and all-season wear Care instructions - Do not dry clean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat